1 00:00:07,461 --> 00:00:10,731 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2 00:00:10,731 --> 00:00:13,567 - Oh, my God! 3 00:00:13,567 --> 00:00:14,902 You know what? 4 00:00:14,902 --> 00:00:16,737 I'm actually so excited college is over. 5 00:00:16,737 --> 00:00:17,738 - Me too. - You know what I mean? 6 00:00:17,738 --> 00:00:19,039 I'm ready to enter, like, 7 00:00:19,039 --> 00:00:20,875 an easier part of my life. - Yeah. 8 00:00:20,875 --> 00:00:22,176 - Uh, hi. 9 00:00:22,176 --> 00:00:23,643 We're picking up our drink tickets 10 00:00:23,643 --> 00:00:25,445 under Elliott Goss and Portia Davenport. 11 00:00:25,445 --> 00:00:26,881 We graduated. 12 00:00:26,881 --> 00:00:29,383 We're graduates. - I'm not seeing your name. 13 00:00:29,383 --> 00:00:31,585 Elliott Goss, right? 14 00:00:31,585 --> 00:00:33,287 Okay, that's weird you don't have my name. 15 00:00:33,287 --> 00:00:35,022 Um, School of Poli-Sci? 16 00:00:35,022 --> 00:00:36,623 - Yeah, no. - No. 17 00:00:36,623 --> 00:00:38,693 You always have the weirdest luck with this stuff. 18 00:00:38,693 --> 00:00:39,994 You know what? Just give me the tickets. 19 00:00:39,994 --> 00:00:41,829 It doesn't matter anyway. - Portia! 20 00:00:41,829 --> 00:00:43,263 - Hi! 21 00:00:43,263 --> 00:00:45,132 We nabbed a table and got you guys beers. 22 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:46,767 You guys! Oh, my God! 23 00:00:46,767 --> 00:00:49,670 Oh, my God! - Guys, we graduated! 24 00:00:51,038 --> 00:00:53,407 We're, like, officially adults now. 25 00:00:53,407 --> 00:00:55,309 Don't say that, Drewski. I don't wanna be an adult. 26 00:00:55,309 --> 00:00:58,078 I just wanna be, like, a baby in a womb. 27 00:00:58,078 --> 00:00:59,613 - Oh, sorry. 28 00:00:59,613 --> 00:01:00,948 Oh, it's okay. 29 00:01:00,948 --> 00:01:02,683 - Yeah. - I have to admit. 30 00:01:02,683 --> 00:01:05,920 Um, I'm weirdly feeling very hopeful. 31 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,421 - Hmm. - You are? 32 00:01:07,421 --> 00:01:09,156 Make me feel like that. - Come on, look at us. 33 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:11,726 I mean, Portia, you're such an amazing actress. 34 00:01:11,726 --> 00:01:12,927 - Aww. - Stop! 35 00:01:12,927 --> 00:01:14,294 It's so true. both: It's true. 36 00:01:14,294 --> 00:01:15,830 When you walk on to the stage, like, 37 00:01:15,830 --> 00:01:17,832 you just radiate this unique light. 38 00:01:17,832 --> 00:01:19,433 - Aww. - And Elliott-- 39 00:01:19,433 --> 00:01:21,501 Don't. 40 00:01:21,501 --> 00:01:25,605 You're so smart, and you read people so well. 41 00:01:25,605 --> 00:01:27,441 You just understand them, you know? 42 00:01:27,441 --> 00:01:29,609 There's no way that you're not gonna be influential. 43 00:01:29,609 --> 00:01:31,979 Okay, Dory, I'm gonna cry. Stop it! 44 00:01:31,979 --> 00:01:34,915 - And Drew... - Yes? 45 00:01:34,915 --> 00:01:37,351 You're just-- you're so sensitive 46 00:01:37,351 --> 00:01:39,019 but grounded, you know? 47 00:01:39,019 --> 00:01:40,420 I feel like people in the business world 48 00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:43,390 are just gonna have to make way for you 49 00:01:43,390 --> 00:01:47,361 because you're gonna be the biggest-hearted human being 50 00:01:47,361 --> 00:01:49,897 Wall Street has ever seen. 51 00:01:49,897 --> 00:01:51,866 - I love you. - I love you too. 52 00:01:51,866 --> 00:01:53,300 - Oh! - Cute! 53 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:54,501 I just wanna say that I think 54 00:01:54,501 --> 00:01:56,570 we're gonna do and make 55 00:01:56,570 --> 00:01:58,873 really beautiful things, 56 00:01:58,873 --> 00:02:01,709 and have amazing lives, and you're my family. 57 00:02:01,709 --> 00:02:03,077 Aww! 58 00:02:03,077 --> 00:02:04,879 To our family and to our amazing lives! 59 00:02:04,879 --> 00:02:07,547 all: To our family and our amazing lives! 60 00:02:25,666 --> 00:02:30,437 ♪ Oh, but dear, the sky is low, watch ♪ 61 00:02:30,437 --> 00:02:34,274 ♪ Fluent seamen rig their rudders so they'll... ♪ 62 00:02:39,213 --> 00:02:41,949 Bon appétit, mademoiselle. 63 00:02:41,949 --> 00:02:45,252 I threw an extra nugget in today! 64 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:47,688 It was the last one in the bag. 65 00:02:47,688 --> 00:02:49,956 I mean, why not? 66 00:03:14,248 --> 00:03:16,884 Can anybody hear me? 67 00:03:18,819 --> 00:03:21,188 Help! 68 00:03:21,188 --> 00:03:23,223 Help me! 69 00:03:23,223 --> 00:03:24,659 Hello? 70 00:03:24,659 --> 00:03:26,460 Can anybody hear me? 71 00:03:26,460 --> 00:03:29,096 Help me! 72 00:03:29,096 --> 00:03:30,931 Can anybody hear me? 73 00:03:34,168 --> 00:03:37,805 - ♪ Groove is in the heart ♪ 74 00:03:37,805 --> 00:03:41,709 ♪ Groove is in the heart ♪ 75 00:03:41,709 --> 00:03:45,545 ♪ Groove is in the heart ♪ 76 00:03:50,084 --> 00:03:53,553 Yeah! Whoo! 77 00:04:02,529 --> 00:04:04,498 all: Oh! 78 00:04:04,498 --> 00:04:05,833 - Hey, hey, hey! - Ha-ha! 79 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:08,168 Too slow this time, Prince Grisly! 80 00:04:08,168 --> 00:04:10,370 I'll win the heart of the beautiful maiden yet. 81 00:04:10,370 --> 00:04:12,973 Who could love an unsightly animal like you? 82 00:04:12,973 --> 00:04:15,209 - Ahh! 83 00:04:15,209 --> 00:04:16,310 Ahh! 84 00:04:16,310 --> 00:04:18,345 Get him, Prince Grisly! Yeah! 85 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:19,714 Get him! 86 00:04:19,714 --> 00:04:22,449 - Ahh! 87 00:04:22,449 --> 00:04:26,053 Damn it, Gustave. Falling is for amateurs. 88 00:04:26,053 --> 00:04:28,989 But you--you, man-- you were amazing! 89 00:04:28,989 --> 00:04:30,590 Best Prince Grisly we've ever had. 90 00:04:30,590 --> 00:04:31,992 You nailed it, bro! 91 00:04:31,992 --> 00:04:34,294 Thanks, man. 92 00:04:34,294 --> 00:04:36,330 I love it! I love it so much! 93 00:04:36,330 --> 00:04:37,965 I mean, did you see those kids? 94 00:04:37,965 --> 00:04:40,367 They're just, like, laughing and smiling. 95 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:44,338 I could do this for the rest of my goddamn life. 96 00:04:46,507 --> 00:04:48,475 Holy shit. Are you okay, Andrew? 97 00:04:49,876 --> 00:04:51,111 Oh, yeah. 98 00:04:51,111 --> 00:04:53,648 I'm just-- I'm hot from the hat. 99 00:04:53,648 --> 00:04:55,182 But shouldn't you be used to heat, though? 100 00:04:55,182 --> 00:04:57,018 Didn't you say you're from South Africa? 101 00:04:58,219 --> 00:05:00,354 Yes, I am. Yeah, I am from South Africa. 102 00:05:00,354 --> 00:05:01,922 You know what's funny, dude? 103 00:05:01,922 --> 00:05:03,457 Sometimes I can hear the accent in you, 104 00:05:03,457 --> 00:05:05,993 but I really gotta stretch my ears for it, you know? 105 00:05:05,993 --> 00:05:07,795 - Yeah, yeah. 106 00:05:07,795 --> 00:05:09,063 Actually, a lot of people say that. 107 00:05:09,063 --> 00:05:10,530 It's, uh-- 108 00:05:10,530 --> 00:05:13,033 it's because my parents were American diplomats, 109 00:05:13,033 --> 00:05:15,502 so I just sort of inherited their accent. 110 00:05:15,502 --> 00:05:17,504 That's kind of cool, though. 111 00:05:17,504 --> 00:05:18,572 It makes you cut from 112 00:05:18,572 --> 00:05:20,474 a different kind of cloth, you know? 113 00:05:21,342 --> 00:05:24,644 Nah. I'm one of y'all. 114 00:05:24,644 --> 00:05:26,881 I belong here. 115 00:05:26,881 --> 00:05:28,916 Why did you do this to me? 116 00:05:28,916 --> 00:05:31,085 We were friends. 117 00:05:31,085 --> 00:05:32,920 We're friend-- we're your friends. 118 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,555 Ugh. Friends! 119 00:05:35,555 --> 00:05:36,957 Why did you do this to me? 120 00:05:36,957 --> 00:05:39,493 We were friends! Friends! 121 00:05:41,095 --> 00:05:42,362 We were friends. 122 00:05:42,362 --> 00:05:46,233 We were friends. We were friends. 123 00:05:46,233 --> 00:05:49,636 Friends. We were friends. 124 00:05:49,636 --> 00:05:51,438 Name? 125 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:53,640 Hi. Uh, Portia Davenport. 126 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,276 Yes, everyone's reading for Portia Davenport, 127 00:05:56,276 --> 00:05:58,112 but what's your real name? 128 00:05:59,713 --> 00:06:02,917 No, I am the real Portia Davenport. 129 00:06:04,418 --> 00:06:06,220 Oh, maybe I am missing one. 130 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:07,822 No, I don't have one. 131 00:06:07,822 --> 00:06:09,523 - Hi. - Oh, gosh, hi! 132 00:06:09,523 --> 00:06:11,826 - Hi there. - Portia Davenport. 133 00:06:11,826 --> 00:06:13,393 Such a pleasure. Hi, Roger Carrots. 134 00:06:13,393 --> 00:06:15,062 Hi, Mr. Carrots, so nice to meet you. 135 00:06:15,062 --> 00:06:16,330 - Greg Carrots--big fan. - Hi. 136 00:06:16,330 --> 00:06:17,497 - Yeah. - Thank you. 137 00:06:17,497 --> 00:06:18,933 I'm so sorry, you guys, for just, 138 00:06:18,933 --> 00:06:20,200 like, barging in on you 139 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,802 like this, completely unannounced. 140 00:06:21,802 --> 00:06:23,871 I just needed to talk to you 141 00:06:23,871 --> 00:06:25,906 because it was brought to my attention 142 00:06:25,906 --> 00:06:28,308 that you are using my name and my likeness 143 00:06:28,308 --> 00:06:32,179 in your film, "Savage: The Dory Sief Story." 144 00:06:32,179 --> 00:06:34,715 Portia, before we get too far into that--actually, 145 00:06:34,715 --> 00:06:36,350 this is perfect timing. 146 00:06:36,350 --> 00:06:38,853 Uh, Portia this is our lawyer, Hugh Sneezer. 147 00:06:38,853 --> 00:06:41,221 - Hi, Mr. Sneezer, so nice to-- - Hello, Ms. Davenport. 148 00:06:41,221 --> 00:06:42,957 Put your hand away. 149 00:06:42,957 --> 00:06:44,659 Let me just get straight to the point. 150 00:06:44,659 --> 00:06:47,494 As a public figure in a very public trial, 151 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:50,197 you have hardly any ground to fight us on our right 152 00:06:50,197 --> 00:06:52,833 to portray you in any light that we favor. 153 00:06:52,833 --> 00:06:54,769 And with all due respect, 154 00:06:54,769 --> 00:06:57,337 if you're interested in pursuing legal action, 155 00:06:57,337 --> 00:06:59,373 I guarantee you it will be 156 00:06:59,373 --> 00:07:02,342 an enormous waste of time and money. 157 00:07:02,342 --> 00:07:04,511 Do we have an understanding? 158 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:07,414 I was actually just hoping I could audition. 159 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:10,217 - Oh, audition. - Yeah. 160 00:07:10,217 --> 00:07:13,153 I just really think I could nail this part. 161 00:07:13,153 --> 00:07:14,621 It would be such an honor 162 00:07:14,621 --> 00:07:16,824 if I could prove myself to you as Portia. 163 00:07:16,824 --> 00:07:19,493 Well, this has been an incredible waste of my time. 164 00:07:19,493 --> 00:07:21,428 I'll see you both in court. - All right, bye. 165 00:07:21,428 --> 00:07:22,963 See you, Hugh. - Bye, Hugh. 166 00:07:22,963 --> 00:07:24,364 - Bye, Hugh. - Wow. 167 00:07:24,364 --> 00:07:27,201 I mean, what makes you wanna play yourself? 168 00:07:27,201 --> 00:07:29,569 I think it would actually be very healing. 169 00:07:29,569 --> 00:07:31,505 I could kind of get some closure, you know, 170 00:07:31,505 --> 00:07:34,074 really own it, take my power back. 171 00:07:34,074 --> 00:07:35,375 You know what I mean? 172 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:37,011 I think there's a lot of dignity in that. 173 00:07:37,011 --> 00:07:38,245 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 174 00:07:38,245 --> 00:07:39,513 I mean, that's interesting. 175 00:07:39,513 --> 00:07:41,381 - Mm-hmm. - That's very interesting. 176 00:07:41,381 --> 00:07:42,516 Mm-hmm. 177 00:07:42,516 --> 00:07:43,450 Um, of course, 178 00:07:43,450 --> 00:07:45,085 you would not have to audition. 179 00:07:45,085 --> 00:07:46,620 - Oh, okay. - No, we would have 180 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:49,589 to just talk amongst ourselves. - Sure, yeah. 181 00:07:49,589 --> 00:07:51,558 And then of course with the network, Streamer. 182 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:53,027 - Okay, well, thank you guys... - Great! 183 00:07:53,027 --> 00:07:54,461 - So much for your time. - Thank you. 184 00:07:54,461 --> 00:07:56,196 - Yes. - Great energy in this room, 185 00:07:56,196 --> 00:07:57,597 by the way. - And you too--thank you. 186 00:07:57,597 --> 00:08:00,034 Thank you so much for coming in. 187 00:08:00,034 --> 00:08:01,602 - Bye! - There she goes. 188 00:08:12,179 --> 00:08:14,548 Okay, this is what I'm talking about. 189 00:08:14,548 --> 00:08:17,217 Our planet is literally a ticking time bomb, 190 00:08:17,217 --> 00:08:18,653 but the Republican Party 191 00:08:18,653 --> 00:08:21,255 is too busy demonizing the disenfranchised 192 00:08:21,255 --> 00:08:24,191 to even pretend to care. - Okay, I don't even know 193 00:08:24,191 --> 00:08:25,525 what I'm looking at. - What? 194 00:08:25,525 --> 00:08:26,794 What even was that a video of? 195 00:08:26,794 --> 00:08:27,828 Charlie, that was a video 196 00:08:27,828 --> 00:08:29,263 of one of the world's last 197 00:08:29,263 --> 00:08:30,998 prime glaciers eroding. 198 00:08:30,998 --> 00:08:32,366 - No, it wasn't. - Yes, it was. 199 00:08:32,366 --> 00:08:34,501 Our graphics department made that, sloppily. 200 00:08:34,501 --> 00:08:36,103 That was the worst video of mayonnaise 201 00:08:36,103 --> 00:08:38,072 being poured onto a plate I have ever seen. 202 00:08:39,206 --> 00:08:40,574 And the gullibility of the left 203 00:08:40,574 --> 00:08:42,142 is out of control. - Oh! 204 00:08:42,142 --> 00:08:44,945 Okay, Charlie, a very famous scientist, 205 00:08:44,945 --> 00:08:48,248 Eiricke Ludwig Hoggerman, took that video yesterday. 206 00:08:48,248 --> 00:08:49,549 Honestly, girl, just read a book... 207 00:08:49,549 --> 00:08:50,851 - Okay, yeah. - Once in your life. 208 00:08:50,851 --> 00:08:52,319 Hi. I know who Eiricke is. 209 00:08:52,319 --> 00:08:54,388 He's a liar, just like you. - Oh, Charlie, 210 00:08:54,388 --> 00:08:55,956 I'm actually really glad you called me a liar 211 00:08:55,956 --> 00:08:57,457 because you're the biggest liar out there. 212 00:08:57,457 --> 00:08:58,859 Your hair's a lie. - No, it's not. 213 00:08:58,859 --> 00:09:00,060 - Your teeth are a lie. - No, it's not. 214 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:01,561 Your ass is a lie. 215 00:09:01,561 --> 00:09:02,863 - No, it's not. - It's all lie, lie, lie, lie, 216 00:09:02,863 --> 00:09:04,098 lie, lie, lie, lie, lie! 217 00:09:04,098 --> 00:09:05,199 - No, it's not. - Oh, really? 218 00:09:05,199 --> 00:09:06,466 You sure about that? Okay. 219 00:09:06,466 --> 00:09:07,735 Because I've actually found some 220 00:09:07,735 --> 00:09:09,203 very interesting pictures of you 221 00:09:09,203 --> 00:09:11,038 from 2014 that I'm sure 222 00:09:11,038 --> 00:09:12,673 our audience would love to see. 223 00:09:15,242 --> 00:09:16,844 - Where did you get that? - Facebook. 224 00:09:16,844 --> 00:09:18,645 - Where did you get that? - Oh, my God! 225 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:21,181 Oh, my God! 226 00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:22,449 - Ahh! 227 00:09:22,449 --> 00:09:24,018 It's fake! 228 00:09:24,018 --> 00:09:25,720 It's fake! - No, it's not! 229 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,154 Extensions! 230 00:09:39,233 --> 00:09:41,802 Come on, sunshine. 231 00:09:41,802 --> 00:09:43,604 Time to get up. 232 00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:47,908 I don't feel well. 233 00:09:51,312 --> 00:09:52,880 Why do you look like that? 234 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,849 Like what? 235 00:09:54,849 --> 00:09:56,183 Oh. 236 00:09:56,183 --> 00:09:58,352 Well, this is my Aunt Lylah's house, 237 00:09:58,352 --> 00:09:59,687 so when I go into town, 238 00:09:59,687 --> 00:10:01,989 I have to dress in disguise as her. 239 00:10:01,989 --> 00:10:03,824 How old's your aunt? 240 00:10:03,824 --> 00:10:05,860 Like, 70. 241 00:10:05,860 --> 00:10:08,195 You think people think 242 00:10:08,195 --> 00:10:11,298 you could be in your 70s? 243 00:10:11,298 --> 00:10:13,200 You know, you don't seem sick! 244 00:10:14,468 --> 00:10:15,870 It's my stomach. 245 00:10:15,870 --> 00:10:17,337 I don't think I should be eating 246 00:10:17,337 --> 00:10:18,939 the same thing for every meal. 247 00:10:18,939 --> 00:10:22,109 It's making me sick. - Consistency is good for you. 248 00:10:22,109 --> 00:10:24,845 Olympians eat the same thing every day. 249 00:10:24,845 --> 00:10:26,914 Anyway... 250 00:10:26,914 --> 00:10:30,584 I came down here because I wanted to show you 251 00:10:30,584 --> 00:10:34,054 something that I'm really excited to show you. 252 00:10:44,231 --> 00:10:46,600 - You made these? - Mm-hmm. 253 00:10:48,435 --> 00:10:50,337 Oh, they're actually really good. 254 00:10:54,574 --> 00:10:56,443 Oh, wow. 255 00:10:57,944 --> 00:11:00,147 Oh, my God. 256 00:11:04,652 --> 00:11:07,922 I'm so happy to see these. I love them! 257 00:11:07,922 --> 00:11:09,289 - No! 258 00:11:09,289 --> 00:11:12,226 No! Dory, you don't love them. 259 00:11:12,226 --> 00:11:14,929 You hate them! 260 00:11:14,929 --> 00:11:17,231 Dory, 261 00:11:17,231 --> 00:11:19,433 I made these so that you could work through 262 00:11:19,433 --> 00:11:22,169 your trauma with them. 263 00:11:22,169 --> 00:11:25,439 So look at Drew. 264 00:11:25,439 --> 00:11:28,375 Look at him and tell him 265 00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:32,046 you hate what he did to you! 266 00:11:41,789 --> 00:11:44,958 - Hi, Drew. - Hi, Dory. 267 00:11:46,593 --> 00:11:49,029 It's so good to see you. 268 00:11:49,029 --> 00:11:50,965 I've missed you so much. 269 00:11:50,965 --> 00:11:53,701 I missed you too. I'm so glad you're okay. 270 00:11:53,701 --> 00:11:56,236 - Yeah. 271 00:11:58,205 --> 00:12:00,107 It's okay. 272 00:12:00,107 --> 00:12:02,009 No! No! 273 00:12:02,009 --> 00:12:03,377 Dory! 274 00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:04,945 You are never going to get better 275 00:12:04,945 --> 00:12:07,481 if you're not willing to put in the work! 276 00:12:08,515 --> 00:12:11,618 - What's wrong with you? - Nothing's wrong with me. 277 00:12:11,618 --> 00:12:14,021 I have an extremely high IQ. 278 00:12:14,021 --> 00:12:17,858 I have a PhD in psychology, an MFA in visual art, 279 00:12:17,858 --> 00:12:19,960 and a doctorate in behavioral health, 280 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:23,297 which should be proof enough that I am perfectly capable 281 00:12:23,297 --> 00:12:24,865 of functioning in society. 282 00:12:24,865 --> 00:12:28,368 If anything's wrong with me... 283 00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:30,570 yeah, I guess, maybe I was given 284 00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:32,506 a few too many options growing up. 285 00:12:32,506 --> 00:12:34,975 Okay? Because that's pressure! 286 00:12:35,809 --> 00:12:38,745 That's the pressure of true privilege. 287 00:12:40,914 --> 00:12:43,083 No. That's not it, though. 288 00:12:44,518 --> 00:12:47,922 You're... psychotic. 289 00:12:47,922 --> 00:12:50,424 - I'm not a freak! - I didn't call you a freak. 290 00:12:50,424 --> 00:12:52,059 You called me a freak, 291 00:12:52,059 --> 00:12:53,293 and I'm not a freak! 292 00:12:56,664 --> 00:12:58,733 Well, wait. Can't I keep them? 293 00:12:58,733 --> 00:13:00,500 No! 294 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:03,804 You're the freak! 295 00:13:03,804 --> 00:13:05,439 Good luck on your date, Phil. 296 00:13:05,439 --> 00:13:07,207 Don't be ashamed of that dead tooth, okay? 297 00:13:07,207 --> 00:13:08,542 - Elliott. 298 00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:09,710 Oh. 299 00:13:09,710 --> 00:13:10,878 Can Tina and I have your ear 300 00:13:10,878 --> 00:13:12,579 for a minute? - Of course. 301 00:13:12,579 --> 00:13:13,613 Let's cut to the chase, Elliott. 302 00:13:13,613 --> 00:13:14,815 You're smart. 303 00:13:14,815 --> 00:13:15,716 People like you. 304 00:13:15,716 --> 00:13:17,484 There's something there. 305 00:13:17,484 --> 00:13:19,619 We just haven't quite hooked into it yet, 306 00:13:19,619 --> 00:13:21,121 and I think what's perhaps not working is, 307 00:13:21,121 --> 00:13:23,257 no one really wants to see Blue State. 308 00:13:23,257 --> 00:13:24,491 - Huh. - Believe it or not, 309 00:13:24,491 --> 00:13:26,360 our viewers are just not interested 310 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,162 in your political perspective. 311 00:13:29,696 --> 00:13:31,732 I'll--I'll suck your dick. 312 00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:34,401 Oh. No, no. 313 00:13:34,401 --> 00:13:35,836 Thank you, though. 314 00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:37,771 That's a solution to a different problem. 315 00:13:38,605 --> 00:13:41,441 Tina had an idea I think might benefit us. 316 00:13:41,441 --> 00:13:43,577 Tina? - So I was thinking, 317 00:13:43,577 --> 00:13:47,882 what if Elliott Goss switched party lines, 318 00:13:47,882 --> 00:13:49,750 had a little change of heart, 319 00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:52,919 and came to see things our way--the right way? 320 00:13:55,756 --> 00:13:56,991 Wait, wait, wait. 321 00:13:56,991 --> 00:13:59,059 So--so are you telling me that you want me 322 00:13:59,059 --> 00:14:01,228 to just become fully conservative? 323 00:14:01,228 --> 00:14:02,897 Two smart conservatives 324 00:14:02,897 --> 00:14:05,432 ranting about the liberal politics-- 325 00:14:05,432 --> 00:14:07,801 we'd call it "Right is Right." 326 00:14:09,270 --> 00:14:10,671 Kay, wow. 327 00:14:10,671 --> 00:14:12,773 I guess I just need you guys to understand 328 00:14:12,773 --> 00:14:14,508 that what you're asking me to do 329 00:14:14,508 --> 00:14:16,677 is quite frankly unholy, 330 00:14:16,677 --> 00:14:18,545 and I'm honestly a little offended 331 00:14:18,545 --> 00:14:20,280 that you think I would just abandon my values 332 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,481 so flippantly like that. 333 00:14:21,481 --> 00:14:22,850 So... - We understand that. 334 00:14:22,850 --> 00:14:24,985 - Mm-hmm. - And if you'd like to pursue 335 00:14:24,985 --> 00:14:27,287 an anchor position at another reputable network, 336 00:14:27,287 --> 00:14:28,555 we understand that as well. 337 00:14:28,555 --> 00:14:30,157 It just might be a little difficult 338 00:14:30,157 --> 00:14:32,159 for a lying piece of trash personality 339 00:14:32,159 --> 00:14:33,493 such as yourself. 340 00:14:33,493 --> 00:14:35,362 I fear you may find your options 341 00:14:35,362 --> 00:14:37,932 are a little limited. 342 00:14:37,932 --> 00:14:39,599 Up to you. 343 00:14:41,168 --> 00:14:43,037 Okay, excuse me. 344 00:14:51,945 --> 00:14:54,248 I'll need a 40% raise, a permanent hotel room 345 00:14:54,248 --> 00:14:57,617 at Columbus Circle, childcare, and no one is allowed 346 00:14:57,617 --> 00:14:59,219 to ask questions about that, and a zip line 347 00:14:59,219 --> 00:15:01,822 from my family's trailer to their town's post office. 348 00:15:04,058 --> 00:15:05,092 Done and done. 349 00:15:05,092 --> 00:15:07,594 Thank you guys so much. 350 00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:25,045 Ahh! 351 00:15:28,849 --> 00:15:31,385 - Dory? 352 00:15:31,385 --> 00:15:33,420 Have you formed your apology yet? 353 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,955 I'm open... 354 00:15:34,955 --> 00:15:37,257 To hearing it. 355 00:15:41,162 --> 00:15:43,264 Oh, my God. 356 00:15:44,798 --> 00:15:47,101 I shat myself. 357 00:15:47,101 --> 00:15:48,769 Oh! 358 00:15:48,769 --> 00:15:50,004 Oh! - Oh, God. 359 00:15:50,004 --> 00:15:51,939 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 360 00:15:51,939 --> 00:15:53,841 I'm not good with that kind of thing. 361 00:15:53,841 --> 00:15:56,043 I'm sorry! 362 00:15:56,043 --> 00:15:58,245 This is far too icky! 363 00:15:58,245 --> 00:16:00,948 Uh, we'll just have to get you cleaned up, 364 00:16:00,948 --> 00:16:04,584 and, um, I'm gonna have to take you upstairs! 365 00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:05,952 Oh, my God! 366 00:16:06,887 --> 00:16:09,690 Now, if you try to run away, 367 00:16:09,690 --> 00:16:12,559 I will break both of your legs. 368 00:16:12,559 --> 00:16:16,196 Um--oh, God. Please turn around, okay? 369 00:16:16,196 --> 00:16:18,532 Oh, you smell so bad. It stinks. 370 00:16:18,532 --> 00:16:20,201 Okay, let's go. 371 00:16:21,535 --> 00:16:22,670 We're going upstairs. 372 00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:24,839 Okay, stop. 373 00:16:24,839 --> 00:16:27,341 Turn. Turn around. 374 00:16:28,809 --> 00:16:32,079 No. 375 00:16:32,079 --> 00:16:33,648 Okay. 376 00:16:33,648 --> 00:16:36,116 Up we go. 377 00:16:36,116 --> 00:16:37,885 Turn, turn. 378 00:16:37,885 --> 00:16:40,587 No, there's nothing to see. There's nothing to know about. 379 00:16:40,587 --> 00:16:43,257 It's just a bunch of barbed wire. 380 00:16:43,257 --> 00:16:45,826 Up past the snakes, 381 00:16:45,826 --> 00:16:47,795 a bunch of snakes. 382 00:16:47,795 --> 00:16:50,831 Okay, come on in. 383 00:16:50,831 --> 00:16:53,100 We're in the bathroom now. 384 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:55,235 Almost home free. Keep stepping. 385 00:16:55,235 --> 00:16:57,637 Okay, stop. We're at the tub. 386 00:16:57,637 --> 00:16:59,874 Just gonna turn the water on for you. 387 00:16:59,874 --> 00:17:02,276 Uh, okay. 388 00:17:02,276 --> 00:17:03,811 Don't worry. 389 00:17:03,811 --> 00:17:05,345 Um, a gentleman would never look 390 00:17:05,345 --> 00:17:07,348 at his best friend's body. 391 00:17:08,482 --> 00:17:09,784 - Thank you. - Yeah. 392 00:17:09,784 --> 00:17:12,820 Just, um, go ahead and step in. 393 00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:16,523 Yep, it's one of the old claw-foot guys. 394 00:17:16,523 --> 00:17:18,726 Okay, good. 395 00:17:18,726 --> 00:17:21,595 - We're set. 396 00:17:21,595 --> 00:17:23,731 Just--ow! Jesus Christ! 397 00:17:23,731 --> 00:17:25,099 Sorry. 398 00:17:25,099 --> 00:17:27,534 That pipe's hot. Careful when you come out. 399 00:17:27,534 --> 00:17:31,205 You'll wanna watch for that. 400 00:17:34,975 --> 00:17:36,977 Did I ever tell you about that time 401 00:17:36,977 --> 00:17:40,080 I met Princess Diana? 402 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,381 No. 403 00:17:41,381 --> 00:17:45,953 I was five years old at boarding school, 404 00:17:45,953 --> 00:17:48,555 up in the English countryside, 405 00:17:48,555 --> 00:17:51,692 and the royals would pop in and out all the time, you know. 406 00:17:51,692 --> 00:17:54,628 But she came one day, 407 00:17:54,628 --> 00:17:58,132 and she was just taken with me. 408 00:17:58,132 --> 00:18:00,134 And she sat me on her knee, 409 00:18:00,134 --> 00:18:02,436 and she wanted to know all my thoughts 410 00:18:02,436 --> 00:18:06,240 on her career, you know, but this was all very hushed. 411 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,608 And I looked at her, 412 00:18:08,608 --> 00:18:11,979 and I said, "Diana. 413 00:18:11,979 --> 00:18:14,815 You need to be taking risks." 414 00:18:14,815 --> 00:18:16,851 You know, "I think you need to be willing 415 00:18:16,851 --> 00:18:19,153 to put your life on the line." 416 00:18:19,153 --> 00:18:20,788 Wow! 417 00:18:20,788 --> 00:18:23,123 That's--that's amazing! - Yeah! 418 00:18:23,123 --> 00:18:27,594 You know, I said, "Make a statement, turn heads." 419 00:18:27,594 --> 00:18:30,297 And lo and behold, two years later, 420 00:18:30,297 --> 00:18:31,799 what is she doing? 421 00:18:33,267 --> 00:18:37,637 She is standing in a field of land mines, 422 00:18:37,637 --> 00:18:39,674 proudly defying death. 423 00:18:39,674 --> 00:18:40,941 Mm. 424 00:18:42,409 --> 00:18:45,345 And, um, I--I bring it up 425 00:18:45,345 --> 00:18:47,782 because, um, 426 00:18:47,782 --> 00:18:50,384 you remind me of her, Dory. 427 00:18:52,519 --> 00:18:54,855 I mean, you're so brave. 428 00:18:56,857 --> 00:18:59,026 It's really, really admirable. 429 00:18:59,026 --> 00:19:01,929 Okay, shower time over. 430 00:19:01,929 --> 00:19:03,597 Oh, wait, wait, wait! Chip, can I just shower 431 00:19:03,597 --> 00:19:04,865 just a little bit longer? 432 00:19:04,865 --> 00:19:05,933 Please? - Oh, gosh. 433 00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:07,267 No, I don't think so, honey. 434 00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:09,203 I don't want you to get too prune-y. 435 00:19:17,711 --> 00:19:20,247 That was nice. 436 00:19:20,247 --> 00:19:23,450 I liked talking with you in the shower, 437 00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:25,853 and I like feeling clean. 438 00:19:25,853 --> 00:19:27,354 Mm. 439 00:19:28,855 --> 00:19:32,459 Maybe we can do it again some time. 440 00:19:35,096 --> 00:19:39,166 Probably not. 441 00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:40,501 Oh, but hey. 442 00:19:42,003 --> 00:19:45,272 If you do poop yourself again, 443 00:19:45,272 --> 00:19:47,841 I'll just burn this whole house down. 444 00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:52,012 Okay, kids, it's time for me to put Ratty Raccoon 445 00:19:52,012 --> 00:19:53,513 down for his afternoon nap. 446 00:19:53,513 --> 00:19:55,883 Let's all sing him a song to help him get sleepy. 447 00:19:55,883 --> 00:19:57,652 ♪ If you can sleep ♪ 448 00:19:57,652 --> 00:20:01,288 ♪ Then you can dream, and if you can dream ♪ 449 00:20:01,288 --> 00:20:04,224 ♪ That's when wishes come true ♪ 450 00:20:07,394 --> 00:20:08,996 Oh! 451 00:20:08,996 --> 00:20:10,898 It's Darby the cowgirl! 452 00:20:10,898 --> 00:20:13,567 Gosh, I bet she's got some great American tales 453 00:20:13,567 --> 00:20:15,035 from the Wild, Wild West. 454 00:20:15,035 --> 00:20:16,771 Yeah! 455 00:20:16,771 --> 00:20:18,172 Oh! 456 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,284 Andrew, stop! - What? 457 00:20:30,284 --> 00:20:32,987 - We could get in trouble. - God, I can't help it. 458 00:20:32,987 --> 00:20:35,322 You know what I'm in the mood for? 459 00:20:35,322 --> 00:20:37,557 For me to tell you what I like about you? 460 00:20:37,557 --> 00:20:39,126 Mm-hmm. 461 00:20:40,027 --> 00:20:43,530 Well, you're good-hearted. 462 00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:45,299 You're positive. - Mm-hmm. 463 00:20:45,299 --> 00:20:49,203 You're happy, and you make me feel happy. 464 00:20:52,973 --> 00:20:54,675 Can I tell you something? 465 00:20:54,675 --> 00:20:56,076 Of course. 466 00:20:56,076 --> 00:20:57,712 Last year, during Wish Week, 467 00:20:57,712 --> 00:21:00,147 when it was my turn to put a star on the staff wall... 468 00:21:00,147 --> 00:21:01,081 Yeah? 469 00:21:01,081 --> 00:21:03,951 I wished for a tall white man 470 00:21:03,951 --> 00:21:06,220 with sweet eyes to come and sweep me 471 00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:09,189 off my feet, and then when you started working here, 472 00:21:09,189 --> 00:21:11,158 I called my abuelita, and I told her, 473 00:21:11,158 --> 00:21:13,761 "I think my wish is coming true." 474 00:21:15,095 --> 00:21:17,398 Is your wish coming true? 475 00:21:18,432 --> 00:21:20,334 I think so. 476 00:21:20,334 --> 00:21:22,302 You know, I came here once as a kid, 477 00:21:22,302 --> 00:21:24,504 and it was, like, my favorite memory. 478 00:21:24,504 --> 00:21:26,273 And the last couple years 479 00:21:26,273 --> 00:21:28,442 haven't really been so easy for me. 480 00:21:28,442 --> 00:21:29,476 So... 481 00:21:29,476 --> 00:21:30,811 I don't know why it didn't occur to me 482 00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:31,946 to come here sooner. 483 00:21:31,946 --> 00:21:34,014 I mean, it is so joyful here! 484 00:21:34,014 --> 00:21:35,349 - Yeah! - And, like, they play 485 00:21:35,349 --> 00:21:36,917 amazing music all the time. - Yeah! 486 00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:38,819 And the food rocks! 487 00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:41,722 I know. 488 00:21:41,722 --> 00:21:43,891 And all this time, 489 00:21:43,891 --> 00:21:47,027 a beautiful princesa was waiting for me. 490 00:21:48,295 --> 00:21:50,698 What more could a guy like me ask for? 491 00:21:54,301 --> 00:21:56,937 - Hello? - Portia! 492 00:21:56,937 --> 00:21:58,739 How are you? - I'm so good! 493 00:21:58,739 --> 00:22:01,308 Thank you so much for asking. How are you? 494 00:22:01,308 --> 00:22:02,176 Good. 495 00:22:02,176 --> 00:22:03,343 So we heard back 496 00:22:03,343 --> 00:22:04,712 from the "Savage" producers... 497 00:22:04,712 --> 00:22:06,113 Okay. 498 00:22:06,113 --> 00:22:07,581 And we have interesting news. 499 00:22:07,581 --> 00:22:09,884 So they're a little concerned 500 00:22:09,884 --> 00:22:11,618 about how awkward it might get 501 00:22:11,618 --> 00:22:14,488 to note your performance as Portia 502 00:22:14,488 --> 00:22:17,391 being that you're the real Portia. 503 00:22:17,391 --> 00:22:19,426 They wanna gauge your interest 504 00:22:19,426 --> 00:22:21,295 in possibly playing the lead. 505 00:22:21,295 --> 00:22:24,598 The le--the lead? Who's the--what's the lead? 506 00:22:24,598 --> 00:22:27,167 Well, it's your friend, Dory. 507 00:22:27,167 --> 00:22:28,268 Wait. Sorry. 508 00:22:28,268 --> 00:22:29,837 They want me to play Dory? 509 00:22:29,837 --> 00:22:33,073 They think it'll be exciting stunt casting! 510 00:22:33,073 --> 00:22:34,775 It's just--that's awesome. 511 00:22:34,775 --> 00:22:37,845 I think--I do think I should check in with Dory about it, 512 00:22:37,845 --> 00:22:38,946 if that's okay. 513 00:22:38,946 --> 00:22:40,347 Absolutely. 514 00:22:40,347 --> 00:22:42,282 Well, let us know what she says, 515 00:22:42,282 --> 00:22:44,051 and we'll get into it. - Okay. 516 00:22:44,051 --> 00:22:45,653 - This is exciting! - It is! 517 00:22:45,653 --> 00:22:48,188 Oh, my gosh, thank you, guys. Thank you so much. 518 00:22:48,188 --> 00:22:50,991 Have such a great day. 519 00:22:58,032 --> 00:22:59,934 Come on! I just need something sharp! 520 00:23:11,378 --> 00:23:13,480 Come on, come on, come on! 521 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,317 ♪ Groove is in the heart ♪ 522 00:23:17,317 --> 00:23:21,288 ♪ Groove is in the heart ♪ 523 00:23:21,288 --> 00:23:25,325 ♪ Groove is in the heart ♪ 524 00:23:25,325 --> 00:23:27,528 ♪ Groove is in the heart ♪ 525 00:23:28,362 --> 00:23:30,497 Hi, Dor! It's me. 526 00:23:30,497 --> 00:23:34,234 Oh, my gosh, you are so cute in all your Europe pics. 527 00:23:34,234 --> 00:23:36,671 I'm freaking out. I miss you so much. 528 00:23:36,671 --> 00:23:40,174 Um, anyway, look, I'm calling to tell you 529 00:23:40,174 --> 00:23:42,142 that I have some really exciting news! 530 00:23:42,142 --> 00:23:43,643 I got a really big part! 531 00:23:43,643 --> 00:23:46,781 It's this amazing complex role... of you. 532 00:23:46,781 --> 00:23:49,183 It's you. The part is you. 533 00:23:49,183 --> 00:23:52,987 And it's a big opportunity for me as an actor. 534 00:23:52,987 --> 00:23:56,423 And it's--I'm calling to see how you feel about it, 535 00:23:56,423 --> 00:23:59,193 and, you know, I am calling to ask your permission. 536 00:23:59,193 --> 00:24:01,696 But it's more of just a formality. 537 00:24:01,696 --> 00:24:06,066 I am doing it, regardless of what you think or say. 538 00:24:06,066 --> 00:24:09,036 Anyway, kiss Paris for me! I love ya! 539 00:24:09,036 --> 00:24:10,504 Okay. Bye! 540 00:24:10,504 --> 00:24:13,974 Oh, my God. That was so stressful. 541 00:24:13,974 --> 00:24:16,076 - Mm. 542 00:24:16,076 --> 00:24:18,145 Ell, is it crazy for me to take this part? 543 00:24:18,145 --> 00:24:19,980 No. No, no, no. 544 00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:21,548 I think it's so brave. 545 00:24:21,548 --> 00:24:22,683 It's so badass, 546 00:24:22,683 --> 00:24:24,518 and I'm proud to call you a friend. 547 00:24:24,518 --> 00:24:25,552 You're so sweet. 548 00:24:25,552 --> 00:24:27,021 You're making me feel so much better. 549 00:24:27,021 --> 00:24:28,355 Thank you. - Yeah. 550 00:24:28,355 --> 00:24:30,490 I think it's, like, weirdly similar 551 00:24:30,490 --> 00:24:32,326 to something I'm going through right now. 552 00:24:32,326 --> 00:24:34,161 I think in becoming a Republican, 553 00:24:34,161 --> 00:24:37,364 I'm actually, like, playing a part. 554 00:24:37,364 --> 00:24:39,834 Just like you with Dory. I mean, you're playing a part. 555 00:24:39,834 --> 00:24:43,437 Like, we're both playing parts in this weird way. 556 00:24:43,437 --> 00:24:45,506 - Totally. - Yeah. 557 00:24:47,274 --> 00:24:49,243 I do think in your situation... 558 00:24:49,243 --> 00:24:51,912 - Yeah? - I worry that people 559 00:24:51,912 --> 00:24:54,248 might not know you're acting. 560 00:24:54,248 --> 00:24:55,916 Do you know what I mean? Like, I think that they might 561 00:24:55,916 --> 00:24:57,117 think you actually believe 562 00:24:57,117 --> 00:24:59,720 the things that you're saying. 563 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,689 Well, I could hurt you back and tell you that I actually 564 00:25:01,689 --> 00:25:03,423 don't think you should do the movie, but I won't 565 00:25:03,423 --> 00:25:05,025 because we're in our 30s now and we're supposed 566 00:25:05,025 --> 00:25:06,694 to give up on helping each other and actually put up 567 00:25:06,694 --> 00:25:08,495 more walls in the name of boundaries, 568 00:25:08,495 --> 00:25:10,064 but you didn't do that. You're supposed to do that. 569 00:25:10,064 --> 00:25:11,699 But you didn't do that. - Yeah, but, Ell, I just-- 570 00:25:11,699 --> 00:25:13,300 I think there's an acoustic issue 571 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:14,835 because you're not hearing me. 572 00:25:14,835 --> 00:25:15,970 Okay? 573 00:25:15,970 --> 00:25:17,805 I support you. 574 00:25:17,805 --> 00:25:20,441 You have to support me. 575 00:25:22,509 --> 00:25:23,811 Okay, I'm proud of you? 576 00:25:23,811 --> 00:25:26,180 Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you too. 577 00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:32,353 He-- 578 00:25:41,662 --> 00:25:43,030 Dory! 579 00:25:43,030 --> 00:25:46,400 You ripped your home up? 580 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:51,371 I spent a lot of time making this for you! 581 00:25:51,371 --> 00:25:54,008 Oh, D--the table! 582 00:25:54,008 --> 00:25:57,244 The couch! - I'm sorry. 583 00:25:57,244 --> 00:25:59,279 I just-- 584 00:25:59,279 --> 00:26:02,449 I just needed to left off a little steam! 585 00:26:02,449 --> 00:26:04,652 Well, while you were letting off a little steam, 586 00:26:04,652 --> 00:26:08,555 I was upstairs, slaving away on some new food for you! 587 00:26:08,555 --> 00:26:10,590 So I hope this slight change in diet 588 00:26:10,590 --> 00:26:12,126 doesn't upset your system. 589 00:26:12,126 --> 00:26:13,794 Ooh! 590 00:26:13,794 --> 00:26:17,197 You have put me through the wringer today, little girl. 591 00:26:17,197 --> 00:26:18,265 I'm wiped out. 592 00:26:25,205 --> 00:26:27,441 - Hello. - Hi. 593 00:26:27,441 --> 00:26:29,409 - Feeling good? - Mm-hmm. 594 00:26:29,409 --> 00:26:31,111 You've got this. 595 00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:33,714 I know. 596 00:26:37,884 --> 00:26:39,419 Quiet on set. 597 00:26:39,419 --> 00:26:43,390 And three, two... 598 00:26:46,026 --> 00:26:47,627 Good afternoon, I'm Elliott Goss, 599 00:26:47,627 --> 00:26:49,764 and you're watching "Red State Blue State." 600 00:26:49,764 --> 00:26:53,000 Now, you may notice that my gorgeous cohost, 601 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,535 Charlie Reenie, is not sitting next to me, 602 00:26:55,535 --> 00:26:58,839 and that is because the network has generously given me 603 00:26:58,839 --> 00:27:02,276 the stage to allow me to make a statement. 604 00:27:03,477 --> 00:27:06,180 America, I owe you an apology. 605 00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:10,084 Like many citizens today, I too have been brainwashed 606 00:27:10,084 --> 00:27:13,620 by the liberal media, by the "arts and leisure elite," 607 00:27:13,620 --> 00:27:16,490 by socialist universities, and by the coasts. 608 00:27:16,490 --> 00:27:17,958 I have been living 609 00:27:17,958 --> 00:27:19,459 in a political fantasy, 610 00:27:19,459 --> 00:27:21,328 but no longer. 611 00:27:21,328 --> 00:27:22,897 I am now and forever 612 00:27:22,897 --> 00:27:26,000 a staunchly conservative Republican. 613 00:27:27,368 --> 00:27:30,370 I believe in traditional Christian family values, 614 00:27:30,370 --> 00:27:32,606 speaking in English at all times, 615 00:27:32,606 --> 00:27:34,675 and anaesthetizing the lower classes 616 00:27:34,675 --> 00:27:37,144 with presidential fantasies of gold faucets 617 00:27:37,144 --> 00:27:38,545 and beautiful women. 618 00:27:38,545 --> 00:27:41,548 I love my beliefs, I love my country, 619 00:27:41,548 --> 00:27:44,284 and I love my God. 620 00:27:44,284 --> 00:27:46,453 End of story. 621 00:27:46,453 --> 00:27:49,123 So, please, tune in next time 622 00:27:49,123 --> 00:27:50,524 for "Right is Right," 623 00:27:50,524 --> 00:27:52,459 a new program where Charlie Reenie 624 00:27:52,459 --> 00:27:54,862 and yours truly will agree on matters 625 00:27:54,862 --> 00:27:57,865 pertaining to the "right" side of history. 626 00:27:57,865 --> 00:27:59,633 Thank you. 627 00:27:59,633 --> 00:28:01,535 And in place of tonight's show, please enjoy 628 00:28:01,535 --> 00:28:05,139 this black-and-white footage of World War II airplanes. 629 00:28:05,139 --> 00:28:06,473 And we're out. 630 00:28:08,909 --> 00:28:11,812 So great. 631 00:28:11,812 --> 00:28:13,748 How do you feel? 632 00:28:13,748 --> 00:28:17,117 I feel... 633 00:28:17,117 --> 00:28:18,886 genuinely fine. 634 00:28:21,288 --> 00:28:23,123 Whoo! 635 00:28:23,123 --> 00:28:24,324 Great. 636 00:28:24,324 --> 00:28:26,060 Huh. 637 00:28:26,060 --> 00:28:27,127 Oh, God. 638 00:28:40,274 --> 00:28:41,608 Ah. 639 00:28:41,608 --> 00:28:43,010 Ow. 640 00:28:45,146 --> 00:28:47,882 Ow. 641 00:28:49,950 --> 00:28:52,052 Ah. 642 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,183 ♪ Mm, mm, mm, mm ♪ 643 00:29:24,584 --> 00:29:27,154 ♪ Mm, mm ♪ 644 00:29:28,823 --> 00:29:31,158 ♪ Mm, mm, mm, mm ♪ 645 00:29:33,127 --> 00:29:35,162 ♪ Mm, mm ♪ 646 00:29:36,964 --> 00:29:41,669 ♪ Your boyfriend, he's no good ♪ 647 00:29:41,669 --> 00:29:44,839 ♪ In the dark ♪ 648 00:29:44,839 --> 00:29:48,943 ♪ I've got you in that way ♪ 649 00:29:48,943 --> 00:29:51,979 ♪ You were making it hard ♪